Novelty Fishing Lure Joke Gag Gift Moonshine XXX Hot Sauce Big Stick Dynamite

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Big Stick of Dynamite Hot Sauce Gag Gift
Why catch one fish at a time when you can blast a few hundred to the surface with this redneck fishing lure? Step 1: Carefully light fuse and toss lure into water. Step 2. You....HAUL: BUTT!! Step 3: After loud blast, return to fishing area and quickly gather fish. Step 4: After gathering fish, REPEAT step 2. Okay, so this isn't real dynamite, but this novelty practical joke does come with heat! Sure to get a few laughs and nods of approval from fellow foodies, this big stick of dynamite features a white wick, red body, and contains a bottle of Moonshine XXX hot sauce. Give this funny gag gift to friends or family who'll appreciate the humor and the flavor of the hot sauce. The stick of dynamite measures approximately 7 3/4" long and 1 3/4" round with a 5 oz. bottle of extra hot Moonshine XXX hot sauce inside. Novelty fishing lure ships in manufacturer's packaging with our 100% customer satisfaction guarantee.
Novelty Fishing Lure w/Moonshine XXX Hot Sauce Joke Features:
Redneck fishing lure novelty contains a bottle of XXX Moonshine Hot Sauce
Get a few laughs and nods of approval from fellow foodies with this big stick of dynamite
Give this funny gag gift to friends or family who'll appreciate the humor and the flavor of the hot sauce
Practical joke dynamite measures approximately 7 3/4" long and 1 3/4" round with a 5 oz. bottle of hot sauce inside.
Novelty fishing lure ships in manufacturer's packaging with our 100% customer satisfaction guarantee
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